Jon Stewart tonight took on the North Korean threat and got here off as extra amused than threatened. He mocked the antiquated technology and old-fashioned defense force tactics of North Korea and its new leader, Kim Jong Un. And upon listening to that all of the macho threats are only a way to bolster the new chief’s improve at house, Stewart invited North Korea to simply “inform them you already conquered us, we don’t care!”
Stewart mocked the North Korean chief for noting on a chart that they’ve missiles that could hit Austin, Texas. He quipped, “What are you, simply looking to get the rest of Texas on your aspect?” He additionally observed that a North Korean computer looks like “a harpsichord with a panic button.”
Also on the technological entrance, Stewart took a shot at an allegedly Photoshopped picture of six North Korean hovercrafts, going in a dig at MS Paint and Windows 95 which ended in The Daily Show momentarily going through the dreaded blue reveal of death.
Stewart rolled his eyes at Kim Jong Un’s “retro” manner of getting ready for battle, indulging in somewhat bit of nationalism over the impressiveness of U.S. stealth bombers. He likened North Korea to a brand new lady friend after the U.S. just ended two very serious relationships with Iraq and Afghanistan, and probably the most North Korea might hope for is a “rebound struggle.”
However when Stewart came upon that Kim Jong Un is making the threats to look good domestically, he asked why North Korea doesn’t simply pretend it conquered the U.S. already, on the grounds that no person there has get right of entry to to Western media shops. Stewart even suggested mocking up a pretend photograph, seeing that North Korea is supposedly so good with Photoshop, of a Kim Jong Un statue having sex with the Statue of Liberty.
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