This may well be some of the stranger tales you’ll hear this week (to not point out critically NSFW). A New Jersey man crashed his automobile right into a Crown Fried Chicken in Philadelphia this week. That sounds slightly standard, excluding for the truth that after the car crash, he got out of his automobile, took his garments off, and proceeded to pleasure himself. So.

Vincent Wade used to be charged with DUI, and is expected to also be charged with open lewdness and indecent publicity for revealing himself in public. It should be stated that each one this took place just 400 ft from an fundamental faculty.

Wade has, in reality, been arrested for DUI sooner than, so this week’s was once his fourth. The police document does no longer mention the masturbation, however any person who caught video of the scene told Philly Mag, “Oh, he used to be most undoubtedly making himself feel chuffed.”

In case you’ve come this far and haven’t gagged just a bit yet, that implies that you can most definitely deal with gazing this video from the scene below, via Philly Magazine (again, NSFW):

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