“Screw you, Matt Wilstein, screw you, Mediaite, screw you, Dan Abrams, screw you everyone!” Andy Levy stated on Fox’s Pink Eye Saturday evening, doth protesting an excessive amount of over his exclusion from Mediaite’s definitive, exhaustive, and entirely non-revisable “50 Sexiest in TV Information” checklist.

“Possibly for those who had screwed him, you would have gotten on the record,” host Greg Gutfeld mentioned. (Nope.)

Gutfeld went on to denounce the piece as “lookism” and “click-bait,” a clear attempt to conceal his dejection. The man even does Pilates! “Why do Pilates if I’m no longer going to make an inventory?” Gutfeld requested.

Purple Eye regular Jedediah Bila did make the listing, although she notably didn’t object to the rest of the ugmo panel being excluded.

The hosts additionally rolled their eyes on the inclusion of the same old suspects, like Lara Logan, Megyn Kelly, Anderson Cooper, and even fellow tourist Dana Perino. “She will get enough accolades,” Gutfeld moaned. “She’s on sufficient lists.”

Plans to print the checklist on Kleenex and send them to the Purple Eye studio have been unconfirmed at press time.

Watch the whole clip below, by way of Fox News:

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