Trump Hawking ‘Pieces’ of the Suit He Wore for His Mugshot and Trading Cards Depicting Him As a Swole Superhero

CollectTrumpCards.com; AP Picture/Phelan M. Ebenhack File

Former President Donald Trump has been pushing buying and selling cards featuring his likeness that made it very clear how he and his followers see him.

In a single card, Trump is depicted as an amalgamation of a couple of well-recognized superheroes together with Thor and most probably Captain America, and flaunting a very tight, superhero-helpful figure. Some might even say he’s so lower that he’s shaped like a Dorito. Here is the entire card, which Trump shared in a video on Truth Social and may also be discovered on CollectTrumpCards.com:

CollectTrumpCards.com

Now, this is not a sensible depiction of Donald Trump. Even in his high, Donald Trump used to be now not shaped like this. This is how Donald Trump has always been shaped:

AP Photo/Phelan M. Ebenhack File

So, this is either revisionist historical past — those fighter jets are flying away from the Capitol, even supposing Trump’s supporters have been considered going against and into the Capitol — or a blatant show of smooth, adoring fanfiction that unquestionably pleases their leader. Trump even admits in the Reality Social video, “I want I looked as just right as I do on these cards, that I can inform you. They provide me muscle groups where, imagine me, I don’t have them.” But his adoring fanatics are always quick to indicate how masculine and tricky he’s.

And that’s now not all! Should you purchase more than $four,600 price of digital cards — that’s 47 cards — you’re going to get an actual physical one OR (perhaps) a piece of the go well with Trump wore all through his Fulton County arrest (“Worth: Valuable”) and even (perhaps) a private dinner at Mar-A-Lago! However potential consumers of those aspirational trading playing cards must keep in mind that they won’t even get them. Business Insider reports that despite this irresistible offer of marginally real stuff, there are additionally terms and stipulations:

In the event the Bonus Physical Card can’t be fulfilled because of a topic in the manufacturing, production, or supply on the Bonus Bodily Cards, folks that qualified for the Bonus Bodily Card might be awarded a restricted variation Trump NFT in lieu thereof, as determined via us in our sole discretion.

So NFTs are like IOUs, and as we realized in Dumb and Dumber, those are “as just right as cash.”

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